Framed artwork of a girl in a witch hat sitting on a moon with stars around, on a white wall.

 The gossip doesn't stop when you die... 

THE AFTERLIFE DISPATCH - Step into the curious afterlife of Hattie, your dearly departed (but far from quiet) gossip columnist. 

From beyond the grave, Hattie is keeping her ear to the ground, her nose in everyone else's business, and her pen ever so slightly dipped in mischief. Expect supernatural shenanigans, ghostly gossip, scandalous secrets and curious tales from the other side, all delivered straight to your mailbox. The Afterlife Dispatch is a spooky little snail mail club for lovers of the peculiar, the paranormal and the delightfully macabre. 

After all, darling, death is no excuse to miss the gossip.

Are you looking for a gift that looks thoughtful? Here’s one I chose with absolutely no overthinking:  Mini Illustrations

What You Get:

✨ Each portrait is a singular creation—one very special person reimagined as a colorful, whimsical, delightful or spooky character.

🎨 Hand-painted entirely by me. No algorithms. No shortcuts. 

👻 Playfully dark. Charmingly irreverent. Unmistakably theirs.

✨Miniature in size -2.5 x 3.5 inches. 

Available Until 12/1/26. 

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How It Works (It's Super Easy!)

1. Place Your Order

Click on the button above, add your photo.

2. I Paint Your Art

I'll turn your photo into a splendid piece of artwork on Strathmore watercolor paper.

3. I Ship Your Art

I'll ship in a cellophane sleeve inside a stiff cardboard envelope to prevent bending.

Why I'm Not Like Other Artists

-I'm a human, not a production line.
Every brushstroke is painted with care.

-My ghosts are friend-shaped.

- Cute comes first. Spooky is optional (but encouraged).

- My colorful artwork is certified poltergeist-free.

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